MY CAR

My car is an example of engineering excellence, combining sleek curves with responsive handling, charming good looks with massive sex appeal, and gentle elegance with incredible speed and acceleration.

It also goes.

Most of the time.

The Seat Arosa is Cozy's current mode of transportation. The picture above shows the 340 sedan. I drive the sporty 3 door coupe version, in an attractive marine blue colour.

Equipped with optional sunroof, front driver and passenger temperature controlled seat warmers and massive engine with enhanced fuel management system, The CozMobile is the envy of many.

A great deal of my time (and money) is spent on keeping the car in top racing condition, ensuring that it will comfortably beat any Punto, Saxo or Escort away from the lights.

Driving a car such as this has many advantages. Easy to find in a car park; incredible sound system fitted as standard; in any accident my car will flatten all others whilst retaining not a dent; no truck will mess with you - ever.

Future work on the car includes

The car does require quite a lot of maintainence on a weekly basis. It seems to drink petrol faster than I can fill it up -- but I'm an engineer and I quite enjoy playing with the car, taking it to bits and being unsure how to stick it all together again.

Many people do not realise the potential of my car and it's full range of qualities. Euan has often called my car "Herbie" - something my car has often told me it doesn't like - but worst of all for the criticisms and slagging is Brian.
Brian's persistent slagging of my car, stems from a deep inbuilt jealousy - Brian drives a Ford Escort estate which everyone knows (even he himself, deep down) is absolutely no match at all for any Seat. Underneath his Ford-loving exterior, Brian is a secret lover of all Seats and one day hopes to own an estate Seat, along with the 2.4 children and fluffy dog in the boot.

It's been obvious to most people for years that Brian is jealous of my car. The reason for this can be illustrated simply by comparing photos of the model I own, and the model he owns.

	My Car
	Brian's Car

 

The Cruiser

 

 

 

Specs to follow soon...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Craig's Pug 206

 

 

Euan's Punto

 

 

 

Kirsten's VW Golf

Kirsten's NEW Golf!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Still to do:-

Julie's 306

Ally's Mini

 

 

Dream Cars

When I'm rich, i intend to own all of the following:-

Lincoln Navigator

Can't say much about this, cause I've never been in one! But it's big, looks mean, and is made by Lincoln - so it must be good! Top of the range models cost around $42000 US dollars, so a little cheaper to buy than a Disco, but being American, will be much better equipped!

Lincoln Towncar

The only car I've ever been in where complete strangers have commented how nice the car looks! (they were Canadians too, and they're hard to impress!)

Being in a Towncar is like driving around in a big couch. The car drives itself! It's also absolutely huge!

Ideally, my LTC would be a Signature Series (as shown). There is a more expensive model - the Cartier Designer series, but I'm not too sure on some parts of it's styling.

Last year, Lincoln carried out a major restyling of the car's exterior - giving the car rounded headlights and a mean looking radiator grille. I'm not too sure about the new rear of the car though - the back window is very very small, and the rear lights are huge - forming the two outer corners of the boot, sorry, trunk!

Ford intends to begin selling Lincoln Towncars in the UK within a year - with a fuel economy even worse than my car, it'll be interesting to see how they do!

Normal Lincoln Towncars are all fine and well if you intend to be driving yourself around for the rest of your life .

:)

Stretched Lincoln Towncar Limousines are very common in America, but they're very seldomly seen over here.

Most are made to order, so you're unlikely to see two exactly the same, but a standard Lincoln limo should have a minibar, TV, video and high quality entertainment system. Apparently it's possible to have such things as jacuzzi's and putting green's fitted in your LTC limo, but I haven't drawn up the specifications for mine just yet. . .

The Best of the Rest

My Arosa is the undisputed best looking Arosa out there...but there are others who come close. A selection of some i've found, whilst trawling the web...